THE COLD CORNER
Kissing in the train
There's an American, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other,
girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and the Pakistani are sitting there looking perplexed.
The American is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The American is thinking "Damn it, that Pakistani must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me." The girl is thinking, "That American must have moved to kiss me,
and kissed the Pakistani instead and got slapped." The Pakistani is thinking,
"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that American again.

"Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr.Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Mr. Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved
in an accident. Noe wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?
Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

A group of friends are playing with the "bi xian"..
It was said that the "bi xian" is very accurate. The first guy went to it and put his finger on the pen asking, "bi xian, bi xian, What is my name?". The pen moved to the letters T-O-M which spelled tom and it was the first guy's name.
The second saw it and tried it too.. He put his finger on the pen. Then after awhile, the pen starting moving to everywhere on the board very fast as if it went crazy!
What question did the 2nd guy ask?Ans: bi xian bi xian, how fast can u move?

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the men back to camp and present them to the chief. The chief says to the first man 'paboo or die', to this the man replies 'well i`m to young to die, I`ll have paboo' so the tribesman all rush him to an empty hut and take it in turns to Fuck his ass.
He walks out clutching his arse and crawls out the gate. The chief says again to the second man 'Paboo or die', the man having seen the state of his friend on departure reluctantly says 'paboo' and the tribesman take him to the hut and start to rape his booty. He also walks out clutching his arse and screaming in pain. The chief then says to the final man 'Paboo or die'.
The man stands up, spits on the chief and says I ain`t no Fucking queer i`ll die like a man'.
To this the chief shouts 'Death, by Paboo'