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Sunday, May 27, 2007, 7:55 pm

THE COLD CORNER
Kissing in the train
There's an American, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other,
girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and the Pakistani are sitting there looking perplexed.
The American is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The American is thinking "Damn it, that Pakistani must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me." The girl is thinking, "That American must have moved to kiss me,
and kissed the Pakistani instead and got slapped." The Pakistani is thinking,
"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that American again.

"Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr.Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Mr. Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved
in an accident. Noe wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?
Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

A group of friends are playing with the "bi xian"..
It was said that the "bi xian" is very accurate. The first guy went to it and put his finger on the pen asking, "bi xian, bi xian, What is my name?". The pen moved to the letters T-O-M which spelled tom and it was the first guy's name.
The second saw it and tried it too.. He put his finger on the pen. Then after awhile, the pen starting moving to everywhere on the board very fast as if it went crazy!
What question did the 2nd guy ask?Ans: bi xian bi xian, how fast can u move?

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the men back to camp and present them to the chief. The chief says to the first man 'paboo or die', to this the man replies 'well i`m to young to die, I`ll have paboo' so the tribesman all rush him to an empty hut and take it in turns to Fuck his ass.
He walks out clutching his arse and crawls out the gate. The chief says again to the second man 'Paboo or die', the man having seen the state of his friend on departure reluctantly says 'paboo' and the tribesman take him to the hut and start to rape his booty. He also walks out clutching his arse and screaming in pain. The chief then says to the final man 'Paboo or die'.
The man stands up, spits on the chief and says I ain`t no Fucking queer i`ll die like a man'.
To this the chief shouts 'Death, by Paboo'

, 12:36 am

i've got gd news & bad news to share today
gd news first eh~
was rewarded with $50 today by my father
for gd results firstly
for me to spend over the holidays
bad news now
just now my father asked me to go down buy food to eat
den i guess i was a lil dreamy aft playing DoTA
he gave me $50 coz he no small change
ask me go but food
den i had the money in my hand while i walk down to buy
din even noe why i din put it in my wallet
den i sm how release my palm
& POOF! GONE!!!!!
den i had to use my own money to buy the food
oli if i wont dreamy!!!
oli if he hadn't pass me $50
den at least i wont have to pay for it on my own
T.T T.T T.T T.T
$50 leh!!!!!
at first i could use that money to top-up my hp
& buy prepaid card for Maple & Audi!!!
NOW!!!
ALL GOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel so uselesss!!!!
y do i kept losing things!!!!!!!
my father din noe tat i lost $50
if not he'll KILL ME!!
ARGHH~~~~~
I FEEL SO BAD!!!
$50 LEH~~~~~
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Friday, May 25, 2007, 10:44 pm




You Are 16% Nerdy



You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds.

You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns!

How Nerdy Are You?




You Are 8% Gross



You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are!

Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.

How Gross Are You?




You Are 23% Jealous



You're occasionally jealous, but you wouldn't be human if you weren't

You keep your jealousy under control. You accept it, deal with it, and move on.

In fact, most people would be surprised to know that there's a jealous bone in your body.

So congratulate yourself for keeping your emotional impulses under control!

How Jealous Are You?




You Will Die at Age 79



You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?




You Are Lightning



Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you're capable of random violence



You are best known for: your power



Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?




What Your Sleeping Position Says


You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.

Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.

You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.

You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.



What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?




Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESTJ)



Your personality type is serious, fair, independent, and competent.



Only about 9% of all people have your personality, including 7% of all women and 11% of all men

You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Judging.

How Rare Is Your Personality?




Your Career Personality: Independent, People-Oriented, and Fun



Your Ideal Careers:



Bar owner

Bartender

Cheerleader

Event promoter

Flight attendant

Marketing consultant

Motivational speaker

Personal trainer

Real estate agent

Talk show host

The Quick and Dirty Career Test




Your Blog Should Be Blue



Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.

You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant.

From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?




You Are an Okay Student



You know how to get by school, but your heart isn't always in it.

Motivation is a problem for you. Maybe you need to study something more exciting!

Are You a Good Student?




Your Love Number is 6



Who you fall in love with is all about who you trust.

Loyalty is important to you, and you want the most faithful of lovers.

In return, you never let your heart or eyes wander.

Open and honest, your relationships tend to be free of secrets.

What Is Your Love Number?




Your Mind is PG-13 Rated



Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.

You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

, 2:55 pm

got back our results today
a unexpected 4th in class & 23 in level =P
any1 gonna congratz me?? =P
two A1's two A2's total 4 distinction
wow~ gotta do better for Maths
the 2pid SA1 pulled me down by alot sia~
& thr's the pythogras club
the 4 slots for our class are taken
wonder if thr are any left for me
well, hope that angela can give me that slot of hers
rlly wish to learn alot more
& share my knowledge to others
haha~
went down to teck whye to get my specs
haiz Caleb, Qi Jie.
RMB to pass me the money soon!!!
i'll nid it to pay for my specs
for now my parents paid it first
but still u're will have to pay for it too
ba qian huan gei wo ba~~~
LOL, Maple tym~~~

Thursday, May 24, 2007, 11:19 pm

tired sia these days~
& boring too
watch movies & nth else
goin to the NJC Concert on 31/5
$15, ms yee says we very rich isit, buy $15 y dun buy the $12 ticket
oh well, for better sound isn't obvious
i rlly nid to find a way
or my holiday 2exp is gone
im trying but aft adding the money si hao owe me
& tmr's allowance
i can oli save $25
that's not enough!!!
$15 is going to the concert
& i nid $15 for my 2exp time slot
argh~~~
whr is the $5 gonna come frm now?
take tym i guess
if not i guess i cant 2exp liao lorx
haiz~
tmr last day of sch le!!!
haha~ hope that its gonna be smooth sailing~
gonna get back the report bk
wonder how 'well' i did.

Sunday, May 20, 2007, 11:23 pm

YO back to post,
din come on9 as i thot i could last nite
gotta rush thru this post,
having headache!
most probably bcoz of my specs
my parents are real 2pid or blind!
still havent notice i've not bin wearing my specs
gotta get a new pair of specs tmr i guess!

now for ytd's 'outing'
when out with dick, eddie & wei meng
we went to the jurong east swimming complex
had quite a lot of fun
most important is that we are tgt!!!
haha!! wei meng came early
den he went to swim without us!
we were waiting at KFC for ard 1 hr
and thr he is enjoying in the waters F3
jkjk hahs~

aft that we went wei meng hse
took a taxi thr as usual
when we were on the taxi,
wei meng told us today's is his bro's b'dae
LOL we were lyk, now den tel us!
we din prepare any gifts for him LOL ZzZ
we reach his hse
took turns (more lyk they own the com & i look)
on his com & played his PSP & PS.
well it sure was tiring day!
went hm at ard 10pm
coz had to wait till they cut the cake den we go
or else it wont be nice to just leave
had buffet but ate lil
especially eddie,
eat oli lyk 1/4 plate? LOL ZzZ
too ke qi liao le lah~
dick oli ate 1/2 a plate of food
guess they must be real hungry when they reach hm
played DOTA for the very first time of my life
hope to find the game on the net
or borrow from dick or others the disk
VER NICE!!!
haha guess that's wat i'll be playing aft i get bored with Maple
b4 we left, dick took a can of beer
dick took 2 mouthful & i took a few sips of it
pour away the rest of the beer
afraid that we might get drunk
haha, cant imagine that i actually drink rite
2nd time liao le
1st tym was when i was very young
lyk back in K1
father brought me out to have a drink with his frens
think i pestered my father to let me drink
heard frm my mother i got quite drunk
haha~
din get drunk ytd thou
heng ah or else i mati liao lorh!
mother will kil me for sure!
waited for bus lyk 1/2 hr
reach hm at ard 2250??
very late liao lor
thank gdness mother din scold me
heng ah~~ father was not happy thou
the moment i saw the cable was out i knew y
sister must had made him angry agn
must have played com ever since i left hm

quite happy today to see that my long old pri sch frens
that i have not contact for a very long long tym agn
was able to rmb me!!! TY ALL!!!
it was miracle to came by their blogs
tag on their blog and asked them to visit mine too
haha!!! hope to see dem back in SVPS soon
lyk during Teacher's day
gonna have a class gathering in the holi
oh ya, planning to stay over nite at wei meng's hse on of these days too
gonna ask him to buy a few cans of beer
dan we are gonna drink dem
haha!! hopefully i dont gewt drunk aft tat
for fun lah thou
gd that will be staying over nite
wont get caught by my parents that way
cant wait for that to happen!!!
beer taste sour thou doesnt taste sweet aft all
oh well, guess im goin pai liao haha~~
i sure wont, dun be scared, jus having a lil fun
gotta go, so late
eyes are failing me...

Friday, May 18, 2007, 4:31 pm

haiz broken glasses...
had a fite with qi jie just now
den he go stamp on my glasses
which was accidentally found on the floor
haiz
wont wanna say the whole incident liao
watch 1hr of 'I Not Stupid Too' today during CL
watch the rest of '0The Mummy' during HY.
now i guess its time for the release of results~~

SA1 Paper (not overall)
Mathematics was diappointing
but expected coz my results
always not stable one, 63
Science cant consider well done
aft wat other class got, 76
Eng was well very bad, but thankful i passed, 51
Literature the unexpected, 46/75 2nd in class, haha
Chi cant rmb liao, was a B3 i think
Art another unexpected one, 70
History my best result among all, 70/80
nvr thot i would be so gd at it~~ hahs~~
D&T was well done, 79, including project
think tat's all bah, cant recall anymore~~

well for overall with CA1 i din see
saw oli first page den forgot to see the rest at the back
LOL, saw Eng & CL C5 & B3 respectively...
guess Maths may not get A1 liao
Art oso, din hand in alot of the works,
0 for CA1 sia~
LOL~~

that's all for today~~ peace out~~

Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 11:11 pm

bin wondering hus this lolipop for ages
still cant get an answer
& becoz of this i almost quarrelled with Her (i think so)
haizzz~~
LOL dun kip me waiting hu eva u are lolipop
if u think u can hide, u are kind of rite...
LOL ZzZ
ever since ur first appearance on my tagboard
i have bin asking around & thinking
hu could lolipop be?
clues i found
1. its a she
2. she defintely noes me quite well
3. she noes abt it
4. she has smthing to hide
5. she might not have a blog
6. she might not be her aft all

if lolipop u are reading tis,
plz step up and tel me hu u are.
i just wanna noe hu u are...
its tat even wrong?
if U see tis post, IM SRY
if not, well U cant be bothered abt it i guess

mom nagging, bin having lesser time to play com
hardly 4hrs...
haizzz gotta go,
if not my 2 exp time slot 4 holi is gone!!!

Monday, May 14, 2007, 8:25 pm

finally changed skin aft so long
wanted to changed to another skin
found it better
but then thr were sm errors on it
oh well, changed to tis 1
quite nice dun u think??
lvled le getting bored of Maple
rest aft lvling
any gd games to introduce me??
haiz~~

a BeAuTiFuL dIsAsTeR it was to meet you~~
hope that time would return to that moment
when everything din happen
where we were are pure & innocent

unlike now whr every thing is wrong
too wrong to be gone
for thr's nth that can be done
to change all this
but to wait
as the wheElS oF FaTe & DeStInY turns...

until that day comes
i await for the answer to fall b4 my eyes...

, 5:32 pm

gonna make a short post
b4 i feel to slpy and blur...
liling chasing up lyk siao
lvling very fast (gratz)
then Albertos is finally gonna take 2nd job le
gonna post sm clues for the quiz i put up
or else every1 is gonna end up passing by a mere 3%
i have ACCESS to 3 charac,
2 of them, Mavolo & Albertos
belongs to mine
the other is CrimsonQwert belongs to Leo
i would enjoy a day with music ALONE
much prefer to go down play basketball den stay at hm
haiz well tat's all the clues i can give
(well they are more dan just clues F3)
tiring day, maths lesson continues
tio 1 hr detention for not bringing HOM file
TIRED~~~
but Albertos havent lvl up yet~!
still got 20% chiong ah~!!!

Sunday, May 13, 2007, 1:38 pm

sm how im tired of Mapling~
dunno how long can i last till i 3rd job
hopefully my enthu can last till end of holi
whr i'll be chionging for 3rd job
haizzz~~ sianzzz~~~
choir is back in action on tuesday
gonna be preparing for the gruadution nite
this yr i expect more action & events
haizzz~~~
things have changed since last yr
many have turn to the dark side
how long can the innocence of 1 stay
for one thing is sure
im not goin to be afraid
nvr felt stress for the pass 14 yrs
& will nvr get to taste it.
NEVER!!!!!

questions kept repeating in my mind
wonders kept my mind moving
the wheels are on the move
and its time to move
the wheels of fate & destiny are turning
& they wont stop till i die

Saturday, May 12, 2007, 9:08 pm

went down for trainning ytd,
din have much time to play com aft tt
went to slp early din Maple T.T lolz
went down to Sunshine Place court
for the match against Sora
lost by 2 points 34-32
got to play oli lyk 7-8min bah
LOL ZzZ
2pid Ah-Bao (Coach)
dun let me go down play,
i defence pro okay~
dun believe me~
let me play for the last 2 quaters
we would have won liao lorx
LOL ZzZ
self-praise haha~
well just got in to the court for lyk 4min
ellbow the 2pid Center frm the other side
nvr even tio foul
pro sia haha~~~
my ellbow is the best, haha~~
the Center frm the opposing noob
kip bullying my mates
first tihing i get into court i take him
he lyk 18x sia
still, too noob~~~
haha agn self-praise~
ah-bao said i played quite gd
well now u noe~
guess i'll get in to play more nxt tym
nxt tym they wont be so luky liao
2pid lorx
Dick & black Dick tio cramp
especially Dick
last 1min liao
leg cramp
wasted sia if not win liao lor~~
cant call for time out coz left 1min liao
haiz~~~~
gotta Maple havent play yet today

things just arent the same anymore~
sitting on the fence, i care no more~

Thursday, May 10, 2007, 10:56 pm

here for a very late post
its alrdy 11pm haiz
dun wanna slp
had quite a long aftn nap liao
lolz, 6pm counted??
din play Maple today.
was dl-ing some J-Pop
rrecomendations frm Cally's cousin
haha~
listening to My Chemical Romance's songs
not bad haha, healthy emo-ing
just lyk cp said~
if she's dead, what am i???
cant wait till the results
hopefully science will do me proud!!!
the new J-Pop songs i got were very nice!!!
haha~
no gonna post the name up here
wan to noe? ask me on msn, haha~~
haiz time is passing slowly today
tmr got the excursion to dunno wat institution
sianz, gonna be boring i guess??
played in class for the whole day just now.
played poker, Dai Ti, Uno, Chess, GTA!!!
GTA quite nice, some sexual contents thou
belongs to Caleb
LOL ZzZ...
gotta go lerhhs~~~

Saturday, May 05, 2007, 12:47 pm

bin bz Mapling
gonna buy 2exp time slots during holi
well, things seems calm to me...
went down for trainning ytd.
was tough for me,
coz i havent went down for quite some time.
but thankful its over.
gotta buck up!!!
was trainning den half way
saw i familar figure walking past.
i suppose its cp, rite??
wondering y u were thr.
LOL
nvr walk past the court
when u see a line queing at the end
coz we are going to...
RAM!!!!!!
lolz... gotta go.
peace out~~~

Thursday, May 03, 2007, 3:40 pm

haizzz...
life has bin boring dis days~~~
nth much to do.
just now i saw him on the bus,
we made a laugh
laughing at eac other.
that's how we knew eac other at first.
then all of the sudden,
he said, "i noe abt it."
i noe what he was tokin abt but act innocence.
then he said," i noe u oso lyk ******..
she told me tat quite awhile ago.."
i still act innocence...
if u are reading this,
im not angry or wateva.
whether did u tel him, i dun care.
haizzz...
things are getting hotter i guess...
BURNING~~~~~
let's burn this place up then!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007, 4:38 pm

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The one who shall be made as a fellow, Cleristo, was named as Clarence Liu. He comes to being on 19th January 1993 at 1134. Studied at South View Primary and spent 6 years there. After which he moves on to Bukit Batok Secondary, where he is now currently in..
He is a self-reliant person who lives a life without spiritual suppport. He hates people who are evil, though he believes that everyone is born equally good hearted. He treats everyone before him of equal status.
He is also a person of high compassion and cares for all around him.


Favourite quote of Shakespeare would be: "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in us for we are underlings."


Quotes:
"Thou shall not live, shall no live."
"Stream down that river, for new wonders beyond those waters."
"With this clap, the world shall witness the beauty and wonders. With a snap, it shall change. With that many, it has already begun so."
"Ignorance is bliss, for ignorance is not to be blamed for the wretched ones actions."
"Stop hiding, start searching."
"What is Love to cause such misery to those who fail to achieve it. Love."


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